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I think I can make an educated guess


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because davesprite doesn’t want john to. .leave .. him again.. lmfao

THIS IS REALLY CUTE


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"I love you, but I really wish I didn't."


thatsillyjohnkid:

beep-beep-fucking-meow:

thatsillyjohnkid:

… i know.

i’m sorry.

i’m not really sorry that you love me or that i’m pretty sure i feel the same way about you — although, the only reason i would say i wish i didn’t is because i’m hurting people — but i’m sorry you had to fall for someone like me. someone stupid and someone who doesn’t know how to talk and work things out first before doing things. sorry you love someone as stupid as i am.

"I don’t always understand why you need to see it.  Most of the time, though, I don’t understand why you can’t.”  You can’t quite shrug at the moment, so you just tilt your head a bit instead, then shake it.  “I can’t understand what would possess you to apologize to me, for any reason whatsoever, let alone loving you.”

it’s not that i need to see that people care about me or that i mean the world to them. i just don’t see why people would.

>you sigh and take your head off of his shoulder/your arm, in favour of pressing your forehead against his back/the back of his neck. you listen to him as he begins to talk on about how he couldn’t understand why you’d apologize to him, especially for loving you. 

i thought you would have known by now how hard i am on myself, how much i hate myself, how much i think most things are my fault. and most of the time, they are. so it shouldn’t be a surprise that i can’t see it. and it shouldn’t be a surprise that i feel the need to apologize for anything and everything, especially for something like that.

"And I don’t see why people wouldn’t." You levelly reply.  You purse your lips when he sighs and moves his head from your shoulder to the back of your neck.  "It’s a rock to say I’m surprised and a hard place to say I’m not," You begin, "But you do take "everyone is their own worst critic" to a unholy extreme, and it isn’t good for you."  You tilt your head back, just to tap against his.  "Apologize all you want; I’ll accept every single one and love you just as much as I did the moment before, but I don’t blame you for a fuck lick of any of this, and neither should anyone else.  Yourself least of all."


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valerei:

I think I liked this more as a sketch…
and there’s no reason as to why I made them blink, I just felt like it.


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rhonocrs:

geez karkat


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h2odickens99:

One of my many otp’s;3


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welcome to virtuality.


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ikimaru:

behooold


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"I love you, but I really wish I didn't."


thatsillyjohnkid:

beep-beep-fucking-meow:

thatsillyjohnkid:

beep-beep-fucking-meow:

thatsillyjohnkid:

… i know.

i’m sorry.

i’m not really sorry that you love me or that i’m pretty sure i feel the same way about you — although, the only reason i would say i wish i didn’t is because i’m hurting people — but i’m sorry you had to fall for someone like me. someone stupid and someone who doesn’t know how to talk and work things out first before doing things. sorry you love someone as stupid as i am.

He gets on your back easily enough, and you lock your wrists at your waist when he hops up, a leg in the loop of each elbow to keep him from sliding off.  As you continue to walk, he says he can’t promise he won’t argue with whatever you say, and you roll your eyes in response.  “Stubborn little fuck.”

>you get on his back easy enough, and to make sure you are secure on him, he locks his wrist at his waist and loops his elbows around your legs so you won’t fall off, so that makes you feel a little safer. you tell him you can’t promise you won’t argue and you can only slightly see it, but he rolls his eyes.

i know.

"I know you know, but I will never pass up an opportunity to remind you."  You reply with a fonder kind of eye-roll.  For a little bit, you walk on in silence.  Your thoughts have since fallen into some sort of order, enough for you to begin, anyway.  "There are people you mean the world to, do you know that?"

of course not.

>he gives a more fond eye roll and you give a slight, half-hearted chuckle. he walks on, in silence, and you just kind of stay silent while you rest your head on his shoulder/your arm. he eventually speaks up, once his thoughts are sort of in order, it seems.

apparently, but yes i know that. don’t see why, though.

"I don’t always understand why you need to see it.  Most of the time, though, I don’t understand why you can’t.”  You can’t quite shrug at the moment, so you just tilt your head a bit instead, then shake it.  “I can’t  understand what would possess you to apologize to me, for any reason whatsoever, let alone loving you.”


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thatsillyjohnkid:

beep-beep-fucking-meow:

thatsillyjohnkid:

Send me “♣”; I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-50 to see what our muses pick to do together from the bucket list!

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50. Cliff dive into the sea

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know any good cliffs to dive off of?

You’ve always been pretty shitty at opening your eyes underwater, so you don’t, preferring to just swim up until the water breaks and you can breathe again.  When that happens, you let go of his hand in favor of rubbing water from your eyes.  Your teeth are chattering a bit; you hadn’t realized just how cold the water was, but you’re laughing nonetheless.  “Fuck, it’s freezing.  We’re lucky the sea doesn’t ice over.”  Jesus, if the two of you had smashed through ice?  Very unfun.  You make your way to shore again and wow, you’d get sick if you stayed this cold.  Hmm…  “I think some warmer water is in order.”

>you swim up and breathe, laughing and shivering, all at once. he lets go of your hand to rub water from your eyes, and you forgot to do that, even with your vision blurry. though, it was blurry anyways because you hadn’t had your glasses on for that, obviously. you do so, rubbing to get water out of your eyes. you chatter and shiver, but you’re still laughing, and so is he.

for someone who’s afraid of many heights, that was pretty fucking fun.

>you chuckle as his freezing comment.

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i know, right? god, it’s cold as fuck.

>he makes his way to shore and you follow, and you just keep shivering due to the, what is now, cold clothes on you, and whatever wind or movement only makes it worse and colder.

y-yeah, definitely. if we use a transportalizer to get back home, i know of a perfect place to go.

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"It doesn’t seem so high  you’ve jumped off of it, huh."  You note with a grin.  He follows you onto shore and god, the wind makes it feel so much colder.  When you suggest warm water, he says he knows a place, and you quirk a brow.  "Oh, yeah?"  You head back to Oz’s house, going through the unlock-relock process again.  The transportalizer is automatically set with the return coords, so you step on the pad right away, lest you drip too much.  On the other side, you look at John.  "Alright, lead the way."


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"I love you, but I really wish I didn't."


thatsillyjohnkid:

beep-beep-fucking-meow:

thatsillyjohnkid:

… i know.

i’m sorry.

i’m not really sorry that you love me or that i’m pretty sure i feel the same way about you — although, the only reason i would say i wish i didn’t is because i’m hurting people — but i’m sorry you had to fall for someone like me. someone stupid and someone who doesn’t know how to talk and work things out first before doing things. sorry you love someone as stupid as i am.

He gets on your back easily enough, and you lock your wrists at your waist when he hops up, a leg in the loop of each elbow to keep him from sliding off.  As you continue to walk, he says he can’t promise he won’t argue with whatever you say, and you roll your eyes in response.  “Stubborn little fuck.”

>you get on his back easy enough, and to make sure you are secure on him, he locks his wrist at his waist and loops his elbows around your legs so you won’t fall off, so that makes you feel a little safer. you tell him you can’t promise you won’t argue and you can only slightly see it, but he rolls his eyes.

i know.

"I know you know, but I will never pass up an opportunity to remind you."  You reply with a fonder kind of eye-roll.  For a little bit, you walk on in silence.  Your thoughts have since fallen into some sort of order, enough for you to begin, anyway.  "There are people you mean the world to, do you know that?"


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thatsillyjohnkid:

beep-beep-fucking-meow:

thatsillyjohnkid:

beep-beep-fucking-meow:

thatsillyjohnkid:

Send me “♣”; I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-50 to see what our muses pick to do together from the bucket list!

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50. Cliff dive into the sea

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know any good cliffs to dive off of?

“‘Met’ is a relative way of putting it,” You note with a snort, “I didn’t think you knew who’s lusus she was.  But I probably did mention it before, yeah.”  On the cliff, John peers over with you and mutters a “holy shit”, which snaps you out of your thoughts fairly quickly.  You look at him, down, and at him again, before chuckling softly, fondly, and holding your hand out to him.  You two were in this together, after all, right?

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well, for me, it was met. for you it was probably another regular thing, heh. and i just kind of connected things to what you said about sharkmom and what you’ve said about oz to try to put that together, heh. but yeah, you’ve mentioned some things before.

>you peer over the cliff and mutter a holy shit, and he just snaps out of his thoughts hearing that. he looks at you, then down, then back at you again before chuckling and holding out his hand, as if to say you two were in it together. you give a slight nod of recognition and grab his hand, looking at him, then back down at the cliff.

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When he takes your hand, you squeeze it lightly.  This time, you don’t look back up at him.  You take a deep breath instead, and split into a slight grin.  “On three?”

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You start that countdown and oh god no going back now, consider the point of no return long past.  “One, two…three!”  And with that, the two of you are diving off the side of a cliff; by the time you have a chance to rethink it, you’ve already hit the water.  Oh, was that you yelling on the way down?

>he squeezes your hand lightly and you squeeze his back. you stay looking down, after looking at him a moment ago. you take a deep breath, as you had a moment ago, and he does too, but he splits into a slight grin. you give a sort of nervous smile because hell you don’t think you ever told him you were afraid of a lot of heights. you wanted to do this though because it seemed fun and it was kind of thing to do. you nod.

yeah, on three.

>then you return to your nervous smile after answering, and when he begins the countdown. no turning back now! he counts from one to three, and when it hits three you both take a step and jump off of the cliff, diving off the side of it into the water. both you and him yell on your way down, before hitting the water. as you got close to the water though, you’d taken a breath. you are underwater for a moment, due to the depth it put you both under from jumping that high, and you just sort of open your eyes under the water a little, before swimming up. when you reach the surface, you laugh, but also shiver because holy /shit/, the water was cold.

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You’ve always been pretty shitty at opening your eyes underwater, so you don’t, preferring to just swim up until the water breaks and you can breathe again.  When that happens, you let go of his hand in favor of rubbing water from your eyes.  Your teeth are chattering a bit; you hadn’t realized just how cold the water was, but you’re laughing nonetheless.  “Fuck, it’s freezing.  We’re lucky the sea doesn’t ice over.”  Jesus, if the two of you had smashed through ice?  Very unfun.  You make your way to shore again and wow, you’d get sick if you stayed this cold.  Hmm…  “I think some warmer water is in order.”


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"I love you, but I really wish I didn't."


thatsillyjohnkid:

beep-beep-fucking-meow:

thatsillyjohnkid:

… i know.

i’m sorry.

i’m not really sorry that you love me or that i’m pretty sure i feel the same way about you — although, the only reason i would say i wish i didn’t is because i’m hurting people — but i’m sorry you had to fall for someone like me. someone stupid and someone who doesn’t know how to talk and work things out first before doing things. sorry you love someone as stupid as i am.

You can hear it in his voice before he actually says that he can’t breathe well in the position, and you shift slightly, putting John down and giving him a second to catch his breath.  “Get on my back, then,” You turn so your back is to him as you say that; you figure he’d be more comfortable that way, and the idea of just plain not picking him up again doesn’t actually occur to you.  “There are clearly some words that have to be dropped, and since I’m just as shitty with them as you are, you’re coming with me until they’re said and done, and not a single thing that I say or do is open to argument, got it?”

>karkat shifts a little before putting you down and lets you catch your breath. you take a deep breath and do that for a moment, before he tells you to get on his back.

alright.

>he turns his back to you as he says that, and so you wrap your arms around his neck and jump (not enough so to choke him or anything), hoisting yourself up on his back. he then begins to speak again and tells you that you are going with him until he can say what he needs to stay.

i’ll listen but i can’t promise that i won’t argue.

>you rest your neck on your left arm/his left shoulder.

He gets on your back easily enough, and you lock your wrists at your waist when he hops up, a leg in the loop of each elbow to keep him from sliding off.  As you continue to walk, he says he can’t promise he won’t argue with whatever you say, and you roll your eyes in response.  “Stubborn little fuck.”


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goteambravo:

——- Physical M!As ——-

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.
Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.
Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.
Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.
Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.
Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.
Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.
Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.
Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.
Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.
Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse’s is now very different.

——- Personality M!As ——-

Abloo Bloo: Muse can’t stop crying.
Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.
ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.
Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.
Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.
Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.
Constant Boners: Muse’s libido has gone wild and they can’t stop thinking about sex.
Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.
Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

——- Abilities and Afflictions ——-

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.
Lights Out: Muse cannot see.
Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.
Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can’t make a sound.
Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.
Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.
S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.
Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.
Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.
Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.
Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.
Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.
Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.
Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.
Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.
Minor Inconvenience: Muse’s clothes have all gone missing.
Strip Party: One item of muse’s clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.
Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.
Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.
Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.
Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.
Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.
That’s Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.
No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.
Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.
Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.
400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can’t seem to get warm.
Shouldn’t Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.
Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don’t get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.
Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.
He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.

——- Interactive M!As ——-

Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.
Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.
Don’t Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.
I’ll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.
Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.
C’mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.
Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.
Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.
Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.
Stuck On You: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.
I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.
I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.
Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn’t.
B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.
Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.
Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can’t leave them alone.
TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.

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"I love you, but I really wish I didn't."


thatsillyjohnkid:

beep-beep-fucking-meow:

thatsillyjohnkid:

beep-beep-fucking-meow:

thatsillyjohnkid:

… i know.

i’m sorry.

i’m not really sorry that you love me or that i’m pretty sure i feel the same way about you — although, the only reason i would say i wish i didn’t is because i’m hurting people — but i’m sorry you had to fall for someone like me. someone stupid and someone who doesn’t know how to talk and work things out first before doing things. sorry you love someone as stupid as i am.

You listen to him wordlessly, and even once he’s finished talking, you can’t seem to find an order for your ideas.  You give several false starts, sifting through the thoughts and arguments fighting for facetime at the forefront of your mind, until you get completely frustrated with yourself.  With a growl, you drop everything in favor of picking John up and holding him over your shoulder.  You need to take a walk…

>he listens to you and he falsely starts, multiple times. he seems to be building up frustration, as it becomes evident in his face. he eventually gets completely frustrated and growls. next thing you know, he drops everything and picks you up — throwing you over his shoulder. it catches you by surprise, and you just let out a little ‘oof’ as he does it. then he begins to walk.

You only distantly note how he doesn’t react to you having hefted him over your shoulder like a bag of flour.  There are bigger things on your mind, of course, like y’know, how to deal with said person currently hefted over your shoulder.  You sigh.  “I swear, you are the absolute most oblivious person I have the honor of knowing.”

>he has you hefted over your shoulder and you just reacted with the little ‘oof’ when he did it. you just deal with it a moment, before it actually begins to start hurting a little. he begins to speak up, sighing before he does. once he says what he does, you sigh, too, though it sounds a little stressed due to the pressure on your stomach and chest.

not very surprising to me.

>you try to take a breath and wow that’s hard to do. you try to take a little before speaking again.

okay this is actually starting to hurt a little and i kinda can’t breathe.

You can hear it in his voice before he actually says that he can’t breathe well in the position, and you shift slightly, putting John down and giving him a second to catch his breath.  “Get on my back, then,” You turn so your back is to him as you say that; you figure he’d be more comfortable that way, and the idea of just plain not picking him up again doesn’t actually occur to you.  “There are clearly some words that have to be dropped, and since I’m just as shitty with them as you are, you’re coming with me until they’re said and done, and not a single thing that I say or do is open to argument, got it?”


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